My New Years Resolution for 2011

Its time for me to be more honest with myself and with others. I need to be more straight forward, saying things they are, stand up for myself more, and stop holding in my feelings and letting others win.

The 12 Days of GROSSmas

12 Yellow Snowballs

11 Farting Reindeer

10 Santa butt cracks

9 moldy fruitcakes

8 sweaty long johns

7 frozen boogers

5 bathroom rings

4 mooning elves

3 chunky eggnogs

2 tinsel hairballs

And a SECOND carrot on a snowman!

Have yourself a yucky little GROSSmas!
(And a very Merry Christmas!)