11 Farting Reindeer
10 Santa butt cracks
9 moldy fruitcakes
8 sweaty long johns
7 frozen boogers
5 bathroom rings
4 mooning elves

3 chunky eggnogs
2 tinsel hairballs

And a SECOND carrot on a snowman!
Have yourself a yucky little GROSSmas!
(And a very Merry Christmas!)









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